Happy Gremlin

my own Happiness Project, as inspired by Gretchen Rubin's Happiness Project, Pace and Kyeli's 52 Weeks to Awesome, and various other happy freakstuff.
i also post about gender rights and my genderqueer self over at my main Tumblr and Druid/Pagan stuff over at Bard in Progress.

vesuvius:[erupts]
pliny:hic veni ut tempus bonum haberem et nunc ipsum vere oppugnatus sentio
— 1 month ago with 2938 notes
#i may or may not replace the lorem ipsum on my demo sites with something like this. 

holdyourlangue:

which russian person loves чай the most? 

Чайковский

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(via thescentofsouls)

— 5 months ago with 226 notes

comic-chick:

kickthebuscus:

misspjliguori:

sophege:

misspjliguori:

sophege:

if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me

do you mean people or is there something american called peeps

either way *gets the hell away from you*

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THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok

Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?

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(Source: yusnishinoya, via beanie-the-destroyer)

— 6 months ago with 147740 notes
#PEEPS  #i just hit my head on the top shelf of my desk laughing  #that was new 

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite robot learning that humans live longer when they exercise every day, so they insist on going on daily walks with you because they want you to be around as long as possible.

(via space-happy)

— 6 months ago with 1907 notes

femminyph:

johnsalib:

anxiousmonster:

he doesn’t even say meow he says AAAAAAAAA

This is what Avery does.

omfg

(via thefemme-menace)

— 10 months ago with 169361 notes

twerking-in-my-volvo:

long-weave-dont-believe:

hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.

And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth

(Source: , via evil-is-more-fun)

— 10 months ago with 129522 notes

politisnap:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up on ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

"How’d he appear to you? A swan? Yeah me too. He’s running out of ideas."

(via evil-is-more-fun)

— 10 months ago with 83437 notes

mustardbloodedasshole:

fretfucker:

zanguspook:

In case anyone was wondering what the fox actually says

This made me melt oh my god

AAAAAAAAA

(Source: zangusu, via lunarmagick)

— 10 months ago with 133835 notes
tehfawx:

lilprince:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.



This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.

What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just
god damn it
such class.

tehfawx:

lilprince:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.

What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just

god damn it

such class.

(Source: incoherentchatter, via ofasudden)

— 10 months ago with 1562076 notes
sakibatch:

lxislost:

What a cutie~Go ahead and drag

oH how cUTE

sakibatch:

lxislost:

What a cutie~
Go ahead and drag

oH how cUTE

(via lunarmagick)

— 10 months ago with 68873 notes